Mosh pit monsters
MANILA, Philippines - Lady Gaga’s music is all about rebelling against social standards and feeling comfortable about one’s self. So. Supreme sent a rogue reporter to the Lady Gaga moshpit to make everyone feel awkward.
Beli
S: Hey there little girl!
(Beli’s father starts to look worried)
S: Uhh… show us your best Poker Face!
Jil and Jansen
S: Hey, can we get your names?
Jil: I’m Jil, he’s Jansen.
S: Are you guys “Little Monsters”?
Jil: Yes!!!
S: Hmm, I don’t know. One of you isn’t exactly “little.” We’re just saying.
(Awkward silence)
Princess
S: What an outfit!
Princess: Thanks!
S: So were you “born this way” or was all this just an unfortunate accident?
Princess: …accident?
Ghulli Ghush
S: Hi there, sir/ma’m! What Lady Gaga song best describes your genitals?
Ghuli: Born this way!
S: Riiight.
Jomie Naynes
S: Hey there.
Jomie: Uhh, hi.
S: Do you have a “little monster” name?
Jomie: Hmm… I’m the Little Ninja!
S: What a coincidence! We have a “Little Ninja” of our own. You wanna see it?
Jomie: (Awkward laughter) You’re funny!
S: Don’t laugh at it!
Guillermo and Maria Ysabel
S: How old are you again?
Guillermo: I’m 45, and she’s 35.
S: You are aware this is a Lady Gaga concert, right?
Guillermo: What? No, we came to see the DJ!
S: Don’t worry, we hear David Pomeranz is dropping by.
Guillermo: Yay!
