Sleep twin teen dream

Sensuality at its best! The Sensuous Man met several women knowledgeable enough to broaden his outlook in life, boosting his ego on one hand while illuminating his shortcomings on the other. Under their patient and thorough instruction, he learned to be in love without inhibition, to receive love without embarrassment, and to give love without restraint. He claims that "I love all women, but there is only one love."

He is the school bully – his sense of humor is especially volatile when he’s with his tag-team partner. Nobody would dare pester him or else they’d end up wearing dark glasses or light underwear. In every situation he comes out on top because of his uncanny ability to make the other guys submit to his improbable but endearing caprices. He is reliable and concerned when he’s your friend but when he’s your enemy, forget it. He is also an exceptional athlete.

He is the goalkeeper for the soccer varsity team. He spends countless hours watching and reminiscing about his old football glories and likes catching balls from the trickiest of holes. But though he is very active in sports doesn’t mean he neglects his studies. Okay, so he takes it heavy and swift when it comes to recess and lunch breaks, has the most elongated and durable neck during exams and retreats, and because of gimmicks every weekend tends to work on his school projects only at the last minute; and yet he is able to submit his requirements by the skin of his teeth without getting the teacher’s ire. He is after all an intelligent and beautiful person – and although oftentimes one can find him sleeping in the classroom, when called upon by the teacher to perform he does it well without hesitation or contempt. His favorite subject: sleeping. He loves to sweat it out, take showers and then lay down soundly.

When it comes to the soiree, the nightclub – heck, even the local bingo hall or basketball court – he is simply the best dancer around. Everyone wants to dance with him. As in, everybody. Ask him to do whatever dance step and he’d be more than happy to oblige. He likes being watched. In fact, he is one guy who can dance away with anything – from the girls’ giddy stares to the boys’ awkward silences. No one can question his amazing prowess when it comes to strutting his stuff. Plus, there’s swimming, wrestling, cadet training. But also and most notoriously so, when it comes to his sleepwalking escapades there are just far too many and implausible to mention. Sleep twin teen dream.

(Note: The text is a collage, both taken from and inspired by high-school yearbook writeups.)