Lady, you’re a fox

MANILA, Philippines - You’re a fox.” If you’ve been waiting your whole life for some handsome stranger to sweep you off your feet while murmuring those words in a Latin-accented whisper into your newly-moisturized ear, you just might a have a longish wait. Take fate into your hands and dress up foxy-style (but not like Foxy Brown, the rapper indicted for assaulting her manicurists over a 20 dollar bill in the mid-Aughties) in a fox mask and your most seductive ensemble. If the mask is a bit much (and for a casual get-together, it might be a tad OTT), step into your most ladylike pair of velvet shorts and wait for your dashing gentleman (or gentle lady — if that’s how you swing) to step up to the plate.