Road kill on Monaco's red carpet

At the World Music Awards in Monaco, the red carpet bled with eyesores.

This was supposed to be the land of Grace Kelly but everyone seemed to dress up like Prince Albert’s companions, i.e. very expensive escorts. The Girlfriend Experience red carpet did not fail in entertaining us with everything that can go wrong in fashion. Here are examples of how animal prints, fake tan and tranny makeup can actually be the standard of the red carpet.  

Hayden Panettiere

CELINE: Where can I begin with this nightmare? Save the world, save the cheerleader. She needs a hero.

BEA: That dress looks like it’s been hanging out at the discount rack of Ed Hardy since 2005.

Jennifer Lopez 

C: Not all that glitters is gold. This outfit is fierce in a very scary way.

B: Is her stylist blind? I’ve seen tranny hookers dressed better than this on a slow Monday night on Makati Avenue. And we all know hookers don’t bother making an effort on Mondays.

Jennifer Lopez

C: Hear her roar. Eurotrash at its best.

B: Did she take a detour through the jungle and slip into the first animal pelt she got her hands on? Oh wait, she just went shopping at Roberto Cavalli. Same difference.

Karolina Kurkova

C: This outfit could go horribly wrong on someone else but it shines on her!

B: If she could bottle her genes, girl could make millions. Not that the supermodel isn’t bagging loads of cash from her endorsements.

Paris Hilton

C: Over-the- hill prom gear, Paris looks like she’s 50!

B: Botox Barbie from the wrong side of the tracks.

Nicki Hilton

C: Bland just like her. At least it’s not horrible.

B: Vegas gone wrong. Looks like Liberace’s leftovers.

Victoria Silvstedt

C: Hooker Barbie… now available by the hour.

B: Did girlfriend just come from a seance? ’Cause she looks like she’s channeling Heather Locklear circa the ’90s.

Michelle Rodriguez

C: Mona-ho…not every little black dress works.

B: Next to the cougars in animal print, she’s practically invisible in this basic black dress.