Nice paint job

Not feeling any of the stuff that’s been hitting the runways lately? Call it fashion fatigue syndrome. When nothing — not even those insane Alexander McQueen armadillo shoes — looks remotely interesting to you, it’s time to hit the reset button and maybe think about going out in your birthday suit. No, don’t raise your eyebrows. I didn’t mean just the birthday suit. Make Up For Ever’s collection of body paints — used by professional makeup artists on movie sets and not-so-professional exhibitionists all over the world — can make going out feel more exciting. Paint a bunch of books on your chest and tell people you’re stacked. Or do what we did and paint the town black and white with this surrealist number.