Code pink

I’m a tabloid junkie. That’s right. I spend dizzying amounts of cold cash to buy the royal triumvirate of trash mags (Star, US Weekly and People) which basically cover the same stories with a different catch phrase to differentiate themselves – with scoops that can hardly count as gossip, since the usually come from a friend of a star’s friend, meaning these hold no water at all. What gets me addicted are the photos. I can never ever seem to crawl out of this rather humiliating spiral – the lint of navel gazing as I call it.

But I have to say that I’m good. Real good.

When Denise Richards was vacationing with Charlie Sheen to save their marriage, what was she holding when she was getting out of the water? When Mischa Barton had her left hand in Cisco Adler’s ass, what was that on her right? When Hillary Duff reportedly plunked down $50,000 in Lisa Klein, what was she holding on to the most? When Anna Kournikova was in practice, how did she spend her Gatorade-quenching minutes? If you didn’t see what they were holding, then thank heavens for the navel gazer. All these hot, millionaire starlets may have gems, bags, cars and boys beyond our reach, but they have something they absolutely love that we can too. The famed Motorola Razr is now available in, as Paris Hilton says (she has one, too), "that’s hot" pink. Cell phones are beyond functional. So, if you still have a phone that looks like a phone, you can just drop dead. The Razr made waves a few years ago for its innovative design. It’s almost as slim as a credit card and is loaded with fashionista-friendly features.

With all that boasting and coaxing, we summoned some of the hottest talents in the fashion world to recreate the luxe Hollywood life and create images of the Hot Pink Razr Starlet. From the sweet Mischa Barton (minus Cisco’s ass thankfully) to the Hollaback mama Gwen Stefani (I really, really want to be her friend), they played to win. The winning Hollywood Razr team (photographer, model and stylist), of course, get a Hot Pink Razr. I’ll clean my hands of this one and let you, the readers, and the Motorola kingpins decide who created the best image.

The Motorola RAZR in pink is expected to be available in various regions soon. For more information, check with your local Motorola representative.