Dads, we want you to enjoy

MANILA, Philippines – It may not be the word on most people’s lips, what with the petulant economy, a certain, piggish pandemic, and all the political con-ass wiping going on, but with a privilege card like this, you can’t help but “enjoy.” Offering discounts, special offers, and exclusive benefits at the cream of this country’s shopping, dining, and entertainment crop, the Enjoy card allows you to keep on livin’ the high life without having to resort to high crime for the much-needed funds.

Brunch with a friend at Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf but only pay for one meal; get your culture fix with one of Manila’s famous walking tours without ever having to whip out your wallet; indulge in complimentary oysters at the sumptuous New Orleans; cruise into the famed Embassy Superclub for free, and then keep the party going when your second bottle service comes on the house.

With 10- to 50-percent savings and over P150,000 worth of VIP discounts, access, gifts, and privileges, there’s no need to feel guilty about the money you’re saving—whether you’re treating your hot date to a night on the town, your beloved little girl to a shopping spree, or yourself to a little well-earned indulgence.

Of course, you might feel a bit embarrassed at the mere P1,495 it takes to get a hold of this awesome piece of plastic.

Money may not grow on trees, but with a golden apple like the Enjoy privilege card, you won’t have to keep hoping for that fairy-tale. Now, if we could only find that pot o’gold at the end of a rainbow…

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To finally Enjoy “the Luxe Life for Less,” check out www.enjoythebest.com.ph.