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‘Kalansay ng sirena’, natagpuan sa dalampasigan ng U.K.!

By Ronniel Niko B. Halos | 2 days ago

ISANG hindi pangkaraniwang nilalang na may anyong kalansay ng tao at buntot ng isda ang natagpuan ng mag-asawang turista sa baybayin ng Margate, Kent.

PSN Opinyon

Comedy bar sa London, hindi nagpapapasok ng audience na may botox!

By Ronniel Niko B. Halos | 6 days ago

HINDI joke ang bagong patakaran ng isang sikat na comedy club sa Covent Garden, London kung saan bawal ang mga audience na may Botox!

PSN Opinyon

Ginang sa taiwan, 6 na taong itinago sa kanilang kuwarto ang bangkay ng anak!

By Ronniel Niko B. Halos | March 4, 2025 - 12:00am

ISANG 75 anyos na ginang sa Taiwan, ang nabistong anim na taon nang itinatago ang bangkay ng kanyang anak sa loob ng airconditioned na kuwarto!

PSN Opinyon

Babae, nagbibihis lalaki para mas ligtas na makapag-jogging sa gabi!

By Ronniel Niko B. Halos | January 22, 2025 - 12:00am

ISANG babae sa Richmond, Virginia, U.S.A. ang nakahanap ng kakaibang paraan upang mapanatili ang kanyang kalig­tasan habang nagja-jogging.

PSN Opinyon

Misis, nabisto ang kanyang mister na nangangaliwa sa pamamagitan ng supermarket rewards program!

By Ronniel Niko B. Halos | January 15, 2025 - 12:00am

ISANG babae sa Australia ang nakadiskubre ng pagtataksil ng kanyang mister gamit ang supermarket re­wards program.

PSN Opinyon

My father’s arms

By Francis J. Kong | June 16, 2024 - 12:00am

Barbara Johnson tells a very inspiring story in an old book “Chicken Soup for the Sports Fan’s Soul.”

Business

The grip of worry

By Francis J. Kong | March 24, 2024 - 12:00am

In the corridors of power in Russia, a curious anecdote about Soviet Premier Leonid Brezhnev and his mother unfolds.

Business

Romualdez sa mga Duterte: Itigil mga ‘budol-budol’ story

By Joy Cantos | January 30, 2024 - 12:00am

Hinamon ni Speaker Ferdinand Martin G. Romualdez si dating Pangulong Rodrigo Roa Duterte at anak nitong si Davao City Mayor Sebastian Duterte na patunayan ang kanilang mga alegasyon laban kay Pangulong Ferdinand...

Bansa

Nurse and patient both

By QWERTYMAN | By Jose Dalisay | December 25, 2023 - 12:00am

(Today I’m offering, as I customarily do, a Christmas story, albeit one in rather unusual circumstances, to provoke us into reflecting on what Christmas should mean.)

Opinion

AirPain points

By Joseph Gonzales | June 23, 2023 - 12:00am

The gruesome stories of airline passengers keep sprouting more limbs. It’s a horror story franchise providing sequel after sequel with no end in sight.

Freeman Opinion