Can't shake off Miss U pageant?

MISS. Why are Cebuanos, or at least people who live in Cebu, still talking about this year's Miss Universe pageant?

MOTIVATIONS.  The reasons: "It's because it was controversial," according to a martial arts expert. "They have nothing more sensible to talk about," a well-known writer said.

TELLER. "I really don't know, can't read their minds," a fortune teller said.