Uyab kuno siya ni Pacman

MENTALLY SICK. A woman believed to be in her mid-30s drew pedestrians’ attention one afternoon last week when she shouted to the people on the Colon sidewalk that she was Manny Pacquiao’s girlfriend. “Uyab ko si Pacquiao,” she shouted a number of times. It turned out that the woman was mentally sick.

GOOD LOOKING. The woman was good looking and according to someone who knew her, she was in college when she became mentally ill. “Bantayan na siya sa mga sakop sa pamilya, apan adtong adlawa, naka-ikyas sa ilang ba’y,” The Ear informer said. “Usahay mosinggit uyab siya ni Aga Muhlach, karong bag-o si Manny Pacquiao nasad.”