"Lingam massage" talk of the town in Cebu

LINGAM. The talk of the town in Cebu today is the so-called “lingam massage.” That’s the kind of massage that is concentrated on the male’s genitals. “Di ba na immoral?” a housewife asked. “Wa nay immoral ron,” replied another housewife. “Daghan nang kandidato para masugba sa impiyerno.”

WHO DOES IT? The housewife asked: “Who does the massaging?” The other housewife said: “Babaye siyempre. Naa bay lalaki magpamasahe sa iyang armas ngadto sa laing lalaki? Way tunay nga lalaki magpahikap sa iyang genitals sa isig niya ka lalaki.”