Tomas O's Portalets in NP rally at Recli

HIZZONER TOM O WAS MAD. During the massive NP rally at the reclamation area recently, some workers from the City Hall installed Portalets — portable toilets — at the rally site. “OK ra man unta to,” said an Ear informer. “Ang problema mao nga ang ngalan sa Mayor nagbansiwag sa mga Portalet ... Nahadlok tingali si Tom O nga hatagan og sayop nga meaning kini.”

CAREFUL. It has been observed that Hizzoner is being extra careful in his moves during this election campaign. “Mora’g dili gusto kahatagan og dili maayong kahulogan sa publiko ang maayo niyang intensiyon,” according to a keen observer. “Hinuon, hala bira ngadto ni Atan bisan sa gamay’ng higayon nga kabirahan kini.”