This priest wears ladies underwear

HE CALLS THEM BRIEFS. A young priest was in the dry goods section of a department store selecting some ladies underwear when two women acquaintances saw him and greeted him. “Unsay paliton mo, Pader,” one of the women asked. “Ah, briefs, er, briefs, Day, briefs,” the priest answered. “Mora man nag panty, Pader,” the woman said. “Aw, panty diay ni, abi ba nako’g briefs.” And they parted ways.

PANTY WEARER. Actually, the said priest is a panty-wearer preferring the women’s underwear to the men’s briefs which, according to a close friend, he finds allergy-causing. “Iya ning sekreto dugay na karon pa nasakpan,” the friend told The Ear. But tsismis is now making the rounds that the priest has a girl for whom he bought some underwear in a department store.