Sexy Talk with Diether Ocampo

“He’s yummy!”

Eugene Domingo wasn’t describing her favorite food but the lips of Diether Ocampo when asked at the recent presscon for Mamarazzi, Regal Films’ 50th -anniversary offering, how she felt during their prolonged kissing scene.

“She wouldn’t let go of me,” joked Diether, “so I just left her do what she wanted.”

What Eugene did was pay Diether a lip service far more intense than those she gave Dingdong Dantes in Kimmy Dora and Tom Rodriguez in Here Comes The Bride.

“I got carried away,” was Eugene’s “alibi,” “I didn’t hear direk Joel (Lamangan) shout ‘Cut!’ kaya tinagalan ko na, ninamnam ko na.”

And how would Diether describe Eugene’s lips?

Diether thought for a while and, to the delight of the movie press, gently pulled Eugene toward him and returned the “service.”

So how did “she” taste?

“Lasang pizza!” quipped Diether, obviously referring to Pizza Hut which he’s endorsing. “Meat Lovers flavor.”

In Mamarazzi, Eugene plays Violy who desperately wants to have children. Her gay best friend (John Lapus) lets his boyfriend (Diether) be the sperm donor. Violy gives birth to not just one but three babies, triplets, who grow up to be Andi Eigenmann (in dual roles) and AJ Perez.

At our table, we did some “sexy talk” with Diether whose K.I.D.S. Foundation (which donates school supplies, etc. to schoolchildren around the country) has landed him as a hero on the cover of Reader’s Digest.

What is sexy to you?

“It’s something that comes from within…that goes beyond the physical and the traditional definition of sexiness.”

What makes you feel sexy?

“The totality of a woman, the balance between mind, body and soul.”

When did you lose your innocence?

“It happened so fast that I can barely remember?”

To a younger woman or to an older woman?

“It was too dark for me to realize if she was younger or older.”

But you are sure it was with a woman, huh?

“Oo naman. Babae talaga. Hehehehe!”

Do you have a girlfriend?

“I have lots of girlfriends — I mean, friends who are girls, kaibigang babae.” (Seriously now) “Technically, I’m not committed right now.” (Note: Whatever happened between him and Rima Ostwani?) “No comment.”

What qualities do you want in a girl?

“What’s important is that she must have a good heart, she must be compassionate, very understanding, and who’s willing to go to great lengths, ‘yung hindi bibitaw. Usually, bumibitaw sila kapag hindi na kaya.”

Then, he proceeded to give his “sexiest” list.

• Sexiest musical instrument: Guitar. “It’s shaped like a woman’s body. When you hold it, it feels like holding a woman close to you.”

• Sexiest song: When I Need You (by Rod Stewart). Then he sings: “When I need you, I just close my eyes and I’m with you…”

• Sexiest book: Like Water For Chocolate (by Laura Esquivel)

• Sexiest movie: Live Flesh by Pedro Almodovar

• Sexiest part of his body: “My brain.”

• Sexiest part of a girl’s body: “Her feet.”

• Sexiest billboard (except his own): Kashieca with Bea Alonzo

• Sexiest face of a woman: That of Charlize Theron. “I want to meet her. She’s also involved in a group that helps kids.”

• Sexiest clothing: Tight T-shirt

• Sexiest perfume: Bond No. 9

• Sexiest time of day: Twilight. “Very conducive…”

• Sexiest part of the house: The library

• Sexiest scene in a movie: Brad Pitt and Julia Ormond in Legends of the Fall

• Sexiest scene he has done: “My love scene with Maria (Maricel Soriano) in Soltera.”

• Sexiest fantasy: “When you and a woman have meeting of the minds. You don’t do it actually but you and she understand that you’re doing it ‘fantastically’.”

• Sexiest thing you’ve ever done to yourself: “I was feeling so hot, so I stripped naked and jumped into the river.”

• Sexiest thing you’ve done to a girl: “You can’t print it. Secret!”

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