Marian: I'm not pregnant!, Karylle: I was misunderstood!

Curtain-raisers:

• Confirming yesterday’s Curtain-Raiser item, an unimpeachable Funfare DPA said that Dr. Vicki Belo and Dr. Hayden Kho have indeed parted ways— for good this time. According to the DPA, the move was initiated by Vicki after she confirmed that Hayden, in the words of the DPA, “did play around” (at one time with the girl with a “K” in her name). Vicki is said to have promised to give her (turbulent?) love life a well-needed respite. “Ayoko na muna,” Vicki was quoted as saying. “Rest na muna ako.” This piece of sad news came on the heels of reports that Hayden is at the Makati Med recovering from a “sudden illness” due to “over-fatigue.” He was rushed to the hospital Friday night after he reportedly collapsed due to...exhaustion (nga ba)? Could it be true that written in Pentel pen all over his body were the words “I love you, Vicki!”? Come to think of it, is it possible that “heartbreak” and not “over-fatigue” caused Hayden’s meltdown? O, pag-ibig na makapangyarihan...

• Congratulations to Bert Pelayo, publisher of the New York-based The Filipino Reporter, who received the Pamana ng Pilipino Presidential Award for Outstanding Overseas Filipinos from Pres. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo in Malacañang last Dec. 9. Bert is here with his wife Linda, their daughter Joy Pelayo-McCarthy and socialite/former-actress Marya Coburn. Also worthy of being mentioned is Bert’s fellow presidential honoree (Kaanib Ng Bayan Award) Children’s Chance, Inc. of Connecticut, USA, headed by Dorita Urrata. Children’s Chance has brought to the US numerous poor and ailing Filipino children who needed life-saving and life-changing medical help.

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What’s in a smile?

As in a picture, it paints a thousand words especially if that smile would come from Karylle who, when asked by Boy Abunda in last Sunday’s edition of The Buzz if Marian Rivera is pregnant, simply smiled. She didn’t make any comment; she simply smiled.

Interpreted as “pregnant,” that certain smile set tongues a-wagging. Is Marian really pregnant?

The collective fingers pointed to Dingdong Dantes as the possible “culprit,” if ever, after all isn’t he now romantically linked to Marian, despite his vehement denial (saying only that “I’m comfortable with her”), after he broke up with Karylle (who had to go on a retreat and undergo counselling to deal with it)?

Whoever thought of that question should be made to kneel on monggo in a corner, arms outstretched. You don’t ask an ex-girlfriend that kind of question about the girl generally (even if wrongly) perceived to have “stolen” her boyfriend, do you? It’s foul for any girl to be asked such a delicate question about another girl, isn’t it?

At yesterday’s presscon for Desperadas 2, Regal Films’ entry in the 2008 Metro Filmfest, Marian (who came several minutes late, with right foot still bandaged) flashed a smile when confronted with that actually non-issue. “No, I’m not pregnant!” She should have stopped there but she did not, what with movie writers all ears and TV cameras focused on her. She added, “With all the blessings I am getting, I won’t commit that mistake,” or words to that effect, adding, “And maybe five years from now if I do get pregnant, I will tell you about it; I will not just smile.”

A movie writer (was it you, Ernie P.?), seated in a nearby table, called Marian “tupperware” (as in “plastic”) because he recalled Marian having once dismissed him with a grumpy “Istorbo!” after he asked her to autograph her poster.

Seizing the moment, Marian broke into tears. Between sobs, she admitted having been offended by Karylle’s “smile” because, according to Marian, Karylle seemed to have “insinuated” something.

In fairness to Karylle, she didn’t say anything bad about or against either Marian or Dingdong while answering the first nine questions, until she was caught unaware by Question 10.

Here’s what Karylle has to say:

“If there were any misinterpretations of my smile, I clarified it (yesterday) morning when I guested on Boy & Kris. Tito Boy (Abunda) even apologized for asking me (that question). Tita Kris said kasi that it was politically incorrect for him to ask me. I just explained that no matter what I would answer or however my face would react, it would mean something.

“Parang I was in a no-win situation. If I didn’t smile, people would say I was bitter. I was actually trying to figure out what to answer and how to phrase it properly. And then, si Tito Boy suddenly said ‘Thank you!’ and ended the interview.”

I disagree with Ernie P.’s observation that what Marian shed yesterday were crocodile tears or, according to another movie writer’s analysis, “tears from a guilty conscience,” obviously referring to persistent rumors that she and Dingdong have actually been carrying on an “affair” several months before Dingdong broke up with Karylle.

When she guested in NUTS Entertainment a few months ago, Marian was asked in the “whispering” segment of the show if she loves Dingdong and she reportedly whispered back, “Matagal na!”

Incidentally, if you happen to catch a clip of Dingdong and Marian in the YouTube exchanging a piece of chocolate mouth to mouth, don’t jump to any conclusion. That was taken (out of context) from Marian and Dingdong’s recent show (Let’s Celebrate!) at the Shrine Auditorium in L.A. I should know; I was there.

In one portion of the show, a man and a woman were called to the stage to play a game in which Marian and Dingdong were asked questions and told to write their answers on their respective boards. When their answers jibed, the man and the woman were “punished” by letting him or her feed each other a piece of Kissses Chocolate using only their mouths. At one point, Marian and Dingdong’s answers didn’t match, so Dingdong and Marian were “punished” accordingly.

I take my hat off to Marian who performed to the audience’s delight even if her right leg was in a cast, that’s why she had to be on a wheelchair entering the stage. But she did stand up and dance in place. The audience had a good laugh when, during Marian’s duet with Dingdong, he appeared onstage also on a wheelchair.

I told Dingdong that there seemed to be “something” between him and Marian on that Shrine stage and he simply said, with a smile, “I’m just comfortable with her.”

“It” usually starts with being “comfortable with each other,” doesn’t it?

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