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Impeach those excess fats - DIRECT LINE by Boy Abunda

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"Are you tired of being overweight? Call me. I have the solution." Carla. I had no clue who Carla was. It was a text message. I had the option to ignore it but I could not because I am overweight and I am tired of being overweight. So I called Carla, who happens to be a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. I asked her immediately what solution she was talking about. "Exofat!" she declared with papal infallibility. Sounds familiar, I thought. She wanted to explain to me the scientific composition and other pertinent literature but I think she noticed that I was cold so she said, "Why don’t I fax you some materials. Read it and try it if you want and call me again." I got the materials, bought Exofat and gave it to my overweight friend as a birthday present.

Four months later, I got a call from my mataba friend. "Boy, thanks! I look great. I have a new lover, etc. etc. I lost 15 lbs. Thanks for the Exofat you gave me."

Exofat?!? What’s that?!? I have forgotten all about it. Anyway, I told my friend how happy I was for him. He said, "Why don’t you try it? But you have to watch your diet, exercise, drink a lot of water and take Exofat. It works! Just the other week, I caught you on TV and Boy, you’re bursting!"

Thank you, I told my friend, I know my problems, I don’t need anyone to tell me I have to lose weight.

A couple of weeks ago, I got an invitation to host a product launch. It was serendipity, because it was the launch of Exofat Forte.

I kept the story about my friend to myself and went on to host the launch. Anyway, like Carla, I would just like to share what Exofat Forte is all about. It may just help you lose weight but as my friend would say, you have to watch your diet, exercise regularly, drink a lot of water and it would work.

Read on.

Since its introduction in the Philippines a year ago, millions of Exofat tablets have been sold to satisfied individuals nationwide. Because of this very encouraging reception, the new Exofat Forte Double Strength Premium lipid absorber is now available.

Exofat Forte has double the fat absorption power of the original Exofat Regular Strength. It works through the unique fat absorbing power of Liphosanâ„¢ an all natural fiber that attracts and binds excess fat intake through positive (fiber) and negative (fat) charge reaction.

Plus, Exofat Forte contains Oligofrustose, a special ingredient that enhances the stomach’s good bacteria, promoting overall digestive health while keeping a healthy microflora environment within the gastrointestinal tract.

Recommended by doctors and healthcare professionals worldwide, Exofat Forte is a result of the latest nutraceutical technology from Europe. Developed by Germed Pharma Corp., one of the most advanced German-owned pharmaceutical company in the country today.

Unlike other weight loss products and synthetic diet pills that are closely regulated and require prescription, Exofat Forte is BFAD approved as a 100 percent all natural over the counter dietary supplement. It is guaranteed safe to use as an all-natural weight loss aid on a long-term basis without the worry of eventual side effects. That’s because Exofat Forte is non-systemic, meaning it does not enter the bloodstream like most diet drug and does not harm any of the physiological systems or functions in the body.

Exofat Forte is clinically-proven to be efficient in reducing the amount of fat absorbed by the body via a non diet pills.

And it’s so easy to use. Just take two tablets at least 15 minutes before each meal with a glass of water.

With the Exofat Advantage, one will learn to reduce weight more effectively in conjunction with a daily dose of Exofat Forte and a discipline lifestyle.

Once you’ve reached your desired weight, a maintenance does of Exofat Regular Strength will help you keep fit and happy the healthy way.

Call the Exofat Advantage team at these hotlines: 638-1692 to 93 or call toll free at 1-800-1-888-2288, e-mail [email protected].

With Exofat, dare to impeach excess fat. Merry Christmas!

CALL THE EXOFAT ADVANTAGE

CARLA

EXOFAT

EXOFAT FORTE

EXOFAT REGULAR STRENGTH

FORTE

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