‘Psychoneua cybereconometrics’

What is the real bottomline in this world? Honestly, I think it is youth, beauty and money. Why so? Youth is a state of health and rejuvenation that makes you full of zest, vigor and energy such that everything you do is an easy task.

Can an old person like me be young again and meet new challenges? Yes, by undergoing an anti-aging regimen with an anti-aging doctor such that he rejuvenates your whole organ system after correcting acute and chronic degenerative diseases like hypertension, diabetes mellitus and arthritis, and preventing diseases like atherosclerosis (blockage of arteries), heart attack, stroke and cancer. He must also help you accident-proof and stress-proof your life.

How can he do all that? By the "mastermind principle": myself as the mastermind and the following "top-gun" doctors I have recruited for my anti-aging team: Dr. Danilo Ventura, pulmonologist (Lung Center); Dr. Jose Yamamoto, cardiovascular surgeon; Dr. Ma. Luisa Peralta, pediatrician; Dr. Angelino Orlino, urologist; and Dr. Jose Duran, EENT specialist.

The next point, beauty, is really a state of harmony of your face and body, which if not present, can be remedied by a beauty cosmetic surgeon. This can be known by the results he does and not by the number of paper certificates he holds.

Thinking along this line, we will come up with an International Academy of Beauty and Rejuvenative Surgery that will accept only those who can produce a beautiful face and figure of a homely person.

Lastly, money which I am sorry to say is really needed to reclaim your youth and beauty. But can I support my premise, "Can a beauty and youth doctor make you rich and famous?" Yes, through a new scientific system I have discovered, called "Psychoneuro cybereconometrics."

This system presupposes that the brain is like a computer, "what comes in, comes out." This system also advocates the teamwork technique, meaning I will refer you to people who can make you rich and famous. In short, if you are really interested in money, don’t hesitate to consult us. Be part of the Internet generation or Gen X, where the only constant is change – a change to a new lifestyle, a new abundant and happy life. You owe it to yourself, change for the best!

(The author is a noted cosmetic plastic surgeon who toured the United States and Asia for new techniques and technologies in anti-aging medicine and cosmetic plastic surgery. His special interests are the use of minimally invasive surgery in anti-aging and cosmetic surgery and the use of gene therapy and active specific immunotherapy against cancer.

He is a pioneer in the use of growth hormone in the Philippines and high doses of antioxidants in the battle against aging. He also does penis enlargement to boost the male ego. He is a Huwarang Pilipino sa Medisina Awardee.

He can be reached at St. Luke’s Medical Center, Room 533, MAB, or at his private Anti-Aging and Beauty Surgery Center, 1823 E. Rodriguez Sr. Ave., Quezon City, tel. no. 721-2592.)