Rare invitation

INVITATION. Someone (a woman) called up a news media person last Friday to inform him that he has an invitation to a dinner. "You may pick it up at the front desk of a hotel uptown," she said. Before the media person could say anything, the woman asked: "How old are you? Married? How old is your wife? And many other senseless questions.

FIRST TIME. The media person, who holds an important position in a local news outfit, hanged up on the woman caller. "Karon pa ko ka sugat og invitation nga kitay mopikap sa lugar sa nangimbitar ug unya daghan pang pangutana," the media person said shaking his head.