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Businessman gets old masseuse

THE EAR - The Freeman
December 14, 2013 | 12:00am

MASSAGE PARLOR. A prominent businessman has wanted to go to a massage parlor for some time after seeing for himself (and being told by his friends) of the lovely, young masseuses available. However after going there, the businessman left disappointed. "Daghan kaayo sila'g gwapa pero tiguwang man to ilang gihatag nako," the businessman said to his friends.

NOT YET A REGULAR. An assistant of the businessman could not help but laugh at what happened to his boss. "Basin hatagan og gwapa nga masahista kung sige na ka'g balik-balik didto," he told The Ear.

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