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Opinion

The unknowing security guard

THE EAR - The Freeman

STRANGE-LOOKING. A shopping mall security guard tried to hold a shopper for questioning after finding a strange-looking thing in her bag. He cell-phoned the mall's chief security officer to help him identify that strange-looking thing in the shopper's bag.

FUNNY. The security chief laughed on seeing that strange thing. “Pocket-size nebulizer kana para gamiton sa hubakon,” the security chief said. “Duna man gani ko parehas ana kay asthmatic man ko.” The shoppers who had gathered around the security guard and the lady shopper he held for questioning broke into laughter.

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LOOKING

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SHOPPER

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