Tattooed caroler

TATTOOED CAROLER. A husband and wife went caroling from store to store in Quezon Blvd. one Saturday last week. Everything went all right until one storekeeper told the husband: “Daghana nimo’g patik oy. Kanus-a man ka nakagawas sa Munti?”

INSULTED. The wife felt more insulted than the husband and engaged the storeowner in a bitter verbal clash. “Tanan bang tawong may patik gikan sa Munti?” she asked the storeowner. Her husband happened to be a lay minister in their parish who just loved to sport some tattoos being a worker in the “Tattoo Art Center” the wife’s parents operate as a business.