Free cockroach

COCKROACH IN ICED  TEA. An Ear informer and her lawyer friend were dining in a Cebu-based fastfood chain when the friend noticed a small cockroach in her iced tea. The Ear informer’s lawyer instincts then took over. “There’s a cockroach in my drink. Can I have a complaint sheet?” she asked the waiter. The waiter apologized and asked if it is ok to replace the iced tea. “You want me to sue you?” the lawyer said.

FREE MEAL. The manager then came to face them and returned the money they earlier paid for the meal. “Ingon ani diay nila pag handle ang sitwasyon, i-uli imong bayad. Libre na imong kaon. Sa sunod, magdala na lang gyud ta og ok-ok aron makalibre ta sa atong kaon,” the informer said.