FIX AGAD. A Filipino living in the Philippines was talking to his Pinoy friend living abroad about how their respective governments fix dilapidated roads.
“Ang diri sa amo, kung naa libaong within two weeks, ayo na,” the expat said.
“Aw, diri sa Pinas, bisan wa pa gani naguba ang dalan, ayuhon na,” the Filipino said.
“Ngano gud?”
“Ang commission baya gikan sa construction firm gisiguro,” came the reply.