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                    [Title] => Some sayings about life for Halloween
                    [Summary] => In connection with the coming All Saints Day and All Souls Day, reader Timothy Lorenzo sent me some sayings about life and death. I'll give some space only to the sayings about life.
* * *

"Life is like an onion," said the famous Carl Sandburg. "You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
* * *

Said Joe E.
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                    [Title] => Eating your words won't give you indigestion
                    [Summary] => One newspaper says that despite the loans, Mayor Ouano assures everyone that taxes in Mandaue will remain s-Teddy.
* * *

It says here that an actress has confessed that she seldom wears an underwear. The confession was made to a movie reporter. Not to a priest.
* * *

A beautician was shot dead while at work in a Metro Manila beauty parlor.
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                    [Title] => A touching story for all daddies
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It says here that the size of pan de sal has shrunk. Don't panic. Man doesn't live by bread alone.
* * *

I fear the day when pan de sal shrinks to the size of a quail egg. For then pan-demonium might break loose.
* * *

I pity the nursing students who honestly passed the June board exam. They're being punished for the crime they didn't commit.
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                    [Title] => The power of touch
                    [Summary] => It says here that frog's feet is a delicacy in Thailand. Has this something to do with the leaping Thai economy?
* * *

The fight against GMA will continue until she falls. This according to a partylist congresswoman. Well, no problem. This is free country. Everyone is free to waste one's time, effort and saliva.
* * *

An oil slick has been sighted in the Visayan Sea. This comes from the Guimaras oil spill.
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                    [Title] => Doctors make no house calls anymore
                    [Summary] => An opposition congressman has "exposed" the Arroyo's wealth abroad. So what? It's only money!
* * *

What's the root of all evil? The love of someone else's money is the root of all evil.
* * *

There are many millionaires in the country today.
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                    [Title] => Ignorance is more expensive
                    [Summary] => The headline says GMA wants the AFP to wipe out the NPA terrorists. Ate Glo forgot that the AFP is not the Israeli armed forces.
  
* * *
                          

It will be difficult to wipe out the NPA - not unless we ask the Israeli armed force to do it for us.
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                    [Title] => The friendship between two Johns
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My "sangay" Juan Ma. Achumbre was nabbed for parking his car in a "no stopping" zone. He didn't argue knowing that ignorance of the law excuses no Juan.
* * *

Juan, who uses Johnny as his nickname, says he never argues with traffic enforcers for he's a Johnny good fellow.
* * *

Johnny says it's no use arguing with a law enforcer. "He's always right," he says.
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* * *

"Life is like an onion," said the famous Carl Sandburg. "You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
* * *

Said Joe E.
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* * *

It says here that an actress has confessed that she seldom wears an underwear. The confession was made to a movie reporter. Not to a priest.
* * *

A beautician was shot dead while at work in a Metro Manila beauty parlor.
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It says here that the size of pan de sal has shrunk. Don't panic. Man doesn't live by bread alone.
* * *

I fear the day when pan de sal shrinks to the size of a quail egg. For then pan-demonium might break loose.
* * *

I pity the nursing students who honestly passed the June board exam. They're being punished for the crime they didn't commit.
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* * *

The fight against GMA will continue until she falls. This according to a partylist congresswoman. Well, no problem. This is free country. Everyone is free to waste one's time, effort and saliva.
* * *

An oil slick has been sighted in the Visayan Sea. This comes from the Guimaras oil spill.
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* * *

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* * *

There are many millionaires in the country today.
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* * *
                          

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* * *

Juan, who uses Johnny as his nickname, says he never argues with traffic enforcers for he's a Johnny good fellow.
* * *

Johnny says it's no use arguing with a law enforcer. "He's always right," he says.
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Some sayings about life for Halloween

By Juanito V. Jabat   | November 1, 2006 - 12:00am

In connection with the coming All Saints Day and All Souls Day, reader Timothy Lorenzo sent me some sayings about life and death. I'll give some space only to the sayings about life. * * * "Life is like an onion,"...

Freeman Opinion

Eating your words won't give you indigestion

By Juanito V. Jabat   | October 27, 2006 - 12:00am

One newspaper says that despite the loans, Mayor Ouano assures everyone that taxes in Mandaue will remain s-Teddy. * * * It says here that an actress has confessed that she seldom wears an underwear. The confession...

Freeman Opinion

A touching story for all daddies

By Juanito V. Jabat   | October 18, 2006 - 12:00am

It says here that the size of pan de sal has shrunk. Don't panic. Man doesn't live by bread alone. * * * I fear the day when pan de sal shrinks to the size of a quail egg. For then pan-demonium might...

Freeman Opinion

The power of touch

By Juanito V. Jabat   | August 30, 2006 - 12:00am

It says here that frog's feet is a delicacy in Thailand. Has this something to do with the leaping Thai economy? * * * The fight against GMA will continue until she falls. This according to a partylist congresswoman....

Freeman Opinion

Doctors make no house calls anymore

By Juanito V. Jabat   | August 25, 2006 - 12:00am

An opposition congressman has "exposed" the Arroyo's wealth abroad. So what? It's only money! * * * What's the root of all evil? The love of someone else's money is the root of all evil. * * * There are many...

Freeman Opinion

Ignorance is more expensive

By Juanito V. Jabat   | August 18, 2006 - 12:00am

The headline says GMA wants the AFP to wipe out the NPA terrorists. Ate Glo forgot that the AFP is not the Israeli armed forces. * * * It will be difficult to wipe out the NPA - not...

Freeman Opinion

The friendship between two Johns

By Juanito V. Jabat   | August 16, 2006 - 12:00am

My "sangay" Juan Ma. Achumbre was nabbed for parking his car in a "no stopping" zone. He didn't argue knowing that ignorance of the law excuses no Juan. * * * Juan, who uses Johnny as his nickname, says...

Freeman Opinion