+ Follow GEORGE CARLIN Tag
GEORGE CARLIN
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[Title] => Toxo and the science of possession by cats
[Summary] => For years we’ve been telling you about Toxo, a.k.a. Toxo plasma gondii, an extremely clever parasite that is found in cat poop. How clever can a parasite be if it resides in poop? Extremely.
[DatePublished] => 2012-03-24 00:00:00
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[AuthorID] => 1389712
[AuthorName] => Jessica Zafra
[SectionName] => Pet Life
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[ArticleID] => 739641
[Title] => Winnie The Pooh and the disappearing human touch
[Summary] => I wonder if this new generation of kids find themselves disoriented when they come across traditional 2D hand-drawn animation in a movie theater.
[DatePublished] => 2011-10-22 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133272
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1664987
[AuthorName] => Ramon De Veyra
[SectionName] => Supreme
[SectionUrl] => supreme
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[ArticleID] => 618542
[Title] => Quips of fury
[Summary] => Things piss you off.
[DatePublished] => 2010-10-08 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135989
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1308998
[AuthorName] => Erwin T. Romulo
[SectionName] => Young Star
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[Title] => UN secretary general applauds North Korea nuclear progress, plans visit there soon
[Summary] => 
It’s been a long time since my George Carlin phase — that late-‘70s period when we kids would listen to LP “records” (stuff like “Class Clown” and “Occupation: Foole”) by the bearded bard of filthy words — seven of them, to be exact, which you could never say on television, he would inform us, and proved it by getting his routine barred from radio and TV, and hauling down hefty FCC fines in the days be
[DatePublished] => 2008-07-01 23:17:00
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[SectionName] => Daily Bread
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[Title] => Message to remember
[Summary] => Most everyone is writing about the President’s State of the Nation Address. Let me do something else for my column today, and comment on the SONA another day. I am reproducing a message from a guy who lost his wife recently. It’s a message that brings solace to our restless souls, tells us to slow down and show our loved ones that we care for them. We need to do what George Carlin has written from his heart. This letter was emailed to me by my dear friend, Ddhimaya. Here it is:
[DatePublished] => 2004-07-27 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 134209
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1804859
[AuthorName] => Domini M. Torrevillas
[SectionName] => Opinion
[SectionUrl] => opinion
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[Title] => Scary Movie 3: Not scary but never-ending fun
[Summary] => When I went to see Scary Movie 3 recently, I had the misfortune of sitting right in front of two women who did nothing but complain loudly that Scary Movie wasn’t at all scary.
From their seats, they kept muttering aloud: "Ano bang klaseng horror movie ito? Hindi naman nakakatakot!" ("What kind of a horror movie is this? It‘s not even scary!")
[DatePublished] => 2003-11-27 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135739
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1186451
[AuthorName] => Butch Francisco
[SectionName] => Entertainment
[SectionUrl] => entertainment
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[Title] => "A Wonderful Message"
[Summary] => I have been receiving a lot of post-9/11 email–memorials to those who lost their lives, tributes to those who gave of themselves to save and help people, reminders of how fragile and precious life is and how we all need to make the most of moments and relationships, especially with our families and those we love.
[DatePublished] => 2003-09-28 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135045
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1632939
[AuthorName] => NOTES FROM THE EDITOR By Singkit
[SectionName] => Starweek Magazine
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[Title] => "A Wonderful Message"
[Summary] => I have been receiving a lot of post-9/11 email–memorials to those who lost their lives, tributes to those who gave of themselves to save and help people, reminders of how fragile and precious life is and how we all need to make the most of moments and relationships, especially with our families and those we love.
[DatePublished] => 2003-09-21 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135045
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1632939
[AuthorName] => NOTES FROM THE EDITOR By Singkit
[SectionName] => Starweek Magazine
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[Title] => May 29, 2003
[Summary] => The full moon in Scorpio is a wild ride! There’s a release that speaks to us on all kinds of levels, especially physically, spiritually and emotionally. Howl at the moon! Many folks will be tempted to stay out late and call in sick in the morning. Bosses, beware: There’s be a lot of fake phone calls to contend with – unless you blow off work, too!
[DatePublished] => 2003-05-29 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133272
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1097161
[AuthorName] => Joyce Jillson
[SectionName] => Horoscope
[SectionUrl] => horoscope
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[ArticleID] => 190507
[Title] => Three Kings
[Summary] => So how did Simeon Datumanong end up as justice secretary? Would he be merely acting as a dummy for the real power behind the Department of Justice?
[DatePublished] => 2003-01-06 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133252
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1807094
[AuthorName] => Ana Marie Pamintuan
[SectionName] => Opinion
[SectionUrl] => opinion
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