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Ma’am, may I go out?

By Rod Nepomuceno | October 30, 2002 - 12:00am

They say that everything you really need to know in life, you learned in kindergarten. I have to say that under my kindergarten teacher, I missed out on one major lesson (or I might have been absent the day she taught...

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