No Sputnik where he is

BRING BACK VODKA. A man who received the Sputnik vaccine for his first dose couldn’t get his second dose after supply ran out. Then he had to leave for Manila to take a test. While he was there, Sputnik vaccines arrived here. Now he can’t go home to get his second jab, and authorities in Manila won’t let him get jabbed there.

“Unsaon man ni nako, ‘ron? Adto na lang kaha ko sa Russia?” he was heard saying.