Size matters to her

ILLICIT AFFAIR. Having increasingly grown suspicious, a man followed his live-in partner on her way to visiting an inmate at the Cebu City Jail. The woman was said to have fostered an illicit affair with an inmate there. And just like a scene in the movies, the man indeed caught his woman talking with the rumored third party.

JAIL FIGHT. A verbal tussle ensued, drawing attention from other inmates and jail visitors. The man asked his partner, "Nganong nakaako man ka'g buhat ani nako (Why have you done this to me)?" The wife quickly replied, "Kay gamay ang imo (Because yours is tiny)!"