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Ever tried wearing a gorilla outfit?

THE EAR - The Freeman
November 1, 2015 | 9:00am

WOMEN. Inside a restaurant, two women who spoke English with a heavy foreign accent, were staring at other women who came in.

PROBLEM. One woman said to the other, "I think we have a problem. Every woman that comes in here wears incredibly undersized pants." "A problem?" the other replied.

MIRROR. "Yes. Now, it's difficult for us to disguise ourselves as hookers because we look like them," she said.

 

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PROBLEM

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