PNoy's successor

RIGHFUL. An EAR informer overheard two neighbors discussing who should become the rightful successor to President Aquino. Floated during their chitchat were the supposed tandems of Binay and Estrada, Duterte and Miriam, Poe and Escudero, and Roxas and Robredo.

TEAMS. According to one, one of those tandems can be called Team Oportunista, another can be Team Diktador and yet another can be dubbed Team Kurakot. Laughter followed, and the two seemed to have agreed in jest. But the other neighbor wondered: "Unsa kahay pwede itawag sa nahabilin nga tandem sa?"