Rare souvenir

SOUVENIR. A former journalist-souvenir collector was dismayed that he failed to find anything that Pope Francis left behind that he could collect. He didn't want those souvenir articles on sale along the street sides. "He wanted something original and unmatched," said an Ear informer.

GOT WHAT HE WANTED. He was able to get what he wanted for his collection. Our informer said he took a photo of his pair of rabbits and had it beautifully framed with an inset picture of the Pope. Then captioned it thus: "No need to breed like rabbits. -- Lolo Kiko."

AUTHENTICATION. He said to our Ear informer: "Ako nya ning ipa-authenticate ni Pope Francis inig anhi niya sa Sugbo sunod tuig para sa Eucharistic Congress."