Call of nature

NATURE'S CALL. During a briefing on the forthcoming Papal Mass at the Rizal Park in Manila which is expected to draw some five to six million people, a student stood up and raised this question: "Where would I go should the need for me to answer the call of nature arise? Amidst those millions?"

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LAUGHTER. Our Ear informer said the question was met with laughter but no clear and specific answer. "Tingale makatabang og tubag niining pangutanaha ang mga sakop sa El Shaddai ug JIL kansang minilyon nila kanunay magtapok sa Rizal Park," our Ear informer said.