Slingshooter

SLINGSHOT. An Ear informer said he was recently introduced to a man who was armed not with a gun but a slingshot. His slingshot (tirador) had a holster with a pocket for stones, his bullets. He said his slingshot was for self-defense, the same purpose why some people tote handguns.

SAFE. This man told our Ear informer that he felt safe with his slingshot around his neck like a schoolboy. No one has dared make foolishness with this man, our informer has learned. "Kausa kuno gibinuangan siya sa mga hubog sa may Tabo-an: aw, nihagtik ang agtang sa usa," our informer said.