Husband vs. dogs

HUSBAND OR DOGS. A government worker one day got a mouthful from her husband for spoiling her two dogs. She spends almost her entire salary on the pets and that makes the husband's blood boil. How could she be so inconsiderate? Fed up, he asked her to make a decision: Get rid of the dogs or I go.

DOGS WIN. Stay, she told him. She then put up a sign on the gates that said: "Dogs for sale." Underneath it was a pleading. "I hate to see them go. Please don't pay attention to what the sign says." When the husband saw the sign, he broke down and apologized to his wife.