Bags sold came with tear, less P100

HOLE. An enterprising woman who had just returned from abroad brought several fancy handbags with her to sell to her friends. After inspecting the touted quality merchandise, one of her friends said there was a hole in the one she wanted. "Sige, minus P100," the seller said to the laughter of her friends.

FAULTY ZIPPER. But it was not over yet. The same prospective customer noticed the zipper could not be opened. "Minus P100 pa gyud?" she asked the seller. "Dili no!" the seller replied, to more laughter from their friends.