Uncontrollable call of nature

“CAN’T CONTROL IT.” Three middle-aged ladies were talking about their experiences in the city while waiting for the food they ordered in a restaurant. One of them talked about her failure to find a CR in a department store. She said she wanted to piss but could not locate the CR. “Sus, di na man gyud maagwanta. Ni-piss nalang ko sa underwear ko uy,” she said laughing.

SAME EXPERIENCE. Another woman said she had the same experience in Manila. She was in LRT train when the call of nature came and could not wait to be answered on arrival at a station she was to disembark. “Wa man gyud koy mahimo. Ang-ang pahunongon ko ang tren. So mao na to nag-wee-wee ko sa shorts ko,” she said, also laughing.