Family feud: The main cause is the safety razor

SAFETY RAZOR. Time was when only the men in the family used safety razors. Not anymore, it seems. Recently, a husband and wife got into a noisy argument. The razor was the cause of it all. The wife was looking for her safety razor and accused the husband of using it. Later on, the husband told the oldest son in the family: “Abi nimo, Dong, kaniadto lalaki ra sa pamilya ang mogamit og razor kay lalaki ra sab ang gibungot. Karon hasta na ang babaye sa pamilya mamarbas na. Hehehe!”

ABANDONED NO MORE. About 20 years ago, a baby girl was abandoned by her mother in the hospital she was born. A medical intern took pity on her and legally adopted her. That was, as we said, 20 years ago. Today, the abandoned baby is abandoned no more. She has become a nurse and is in America with her husband.