Back to where he used to belong

EASED OUT. A gay beautician who worked for three years in a government office as member of the clerical staff has been eased out from his job and is back to cleaning vain people’s toenails. His immediate boss was co-terminus with an official who was also co-terminus with Ate Glo. “Bati-a aning bag-o ta’g Presidente oy,” he was heard complaining. “Kulban man tas kaldero ... ka maayog larutag buhok.”

NO SAVINGS. That gay beautician’s niece told neighbors her uncle, though single, was never able to save “a penny for the rainy...” Why? “Daghan man gud uyab,” the niece said.