Psychic octopus now works as financial adviser?

AFTER THE WORLD CUP. The celebrity psychic octopus named Paul has successfully predicted the victory of Germany several times. Paul recently incurred the ire of German football fans for his prediction of Germany’s loss to Spain in the World Cup. Many Germans wanted to chop him to pieces, others wanted to make “calamares” out of the octopus. Still others wanted to sell him to the Spaniards. A mediaman said, “Nakadawat ang octopus og daghang death threats tungod sa iyang sakto nga prediction.”

PAUL’S NEW JOB. Now, according to news, Paul has retired. Sports pundits said maybe Paul has learned his lesson. A businessman has another opinion. He said that the octopus now has veered from sports to business. He said, “Paul is now into finance. Morag ni-bid ang JP Morgan og 4 million to make him the chief financial adviser. Hehe!”