Traffic problem can be solved sans towers - reader

A pretty Malaysian fashion model has been sentenced to several beats of the cane for drinking beer. A newspaper reader was heard commenting: "Dinhi pa siya, bisan maghubog-hubog pa siya di siya unsaon."

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Beer drinking in Cebu has become very common among women, including the young girls. My very inquisitive friend Teddy told me he once saw some young girls drinking the night away in Banilad.

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PB Member Juan Bolo is in the thick of the controversy over the Balili property. Someone said Bolo is sharp in his arguments.

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John Bolo may be sharp but he might cut himself if he's not careful.

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Someone forwarded to me a text message that had me laughing all day. It's about the Cebuanos propensity to answer questions that do not actually give the answers sought. Read this...

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QUESTION: Nikaon na ka? ANSWER: Busog pa ko.

QUESTION: Naa imo mama? ANSWER: Ngano man?

QUESTION: What time imo class? ANSWER: Unya pa.

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QUESTION: Asa mo gikan, Bai? ANSWER: Nag-strolling lang, Bai.

QUESTION: Giunsa na nimo pagbuhat? ANSWER: Sayon ra man ni.

QUESTION: Nganong wa ka gahapon? ANSWER: Absent lagi ko.

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QUESTION: Unsa nang orasa? ANSWER: Sayo pa man.

QUESTION: Asa na ka dapit? ANSWER: Padung na.

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 E-mail from Josue Tenebro, apparently a city resident: "I read your column about a reader who said that if the police and the Citom would only implement to the letter the rule against illegal parking there would be no need for the towing services of the two private firms. I agree with that reader."

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Mr. Tenebro said, "it's just a matter of political will." He went on to say: "If the Mayor would only crack the whip on the traffic enforcers the illegal parking problem would be solved without the help of the much maligned towing services."

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