Cause of the earthquake in Bogo

IN BOGO. Earthquake with an intensity of 3 on the Richter Scale was felt in Bogo Sunday afternoon. In the news, it was learned that the Nursing Board topnotcher came from a nursing school in Bogo. Upon hearing that the ecstatic relatives, friends and classmates of the Nursing Board topnotcher jumped up and down with the good news, a mediaman said tongue-in-cheeck, “Ah, mao diay nga naglinog sa Bogo. Tungod diay to nila nga gaambak-ambak. Hehe!”

ONE TRACK MIND. During GMA’s SONA yesterday, leftist groups staged rallies and shouted their discontent at the top of their voice. They said they did not listen to the president’s SONA. “Sige la’g balik-balik iyang panulti,” they said. One armchair analyst opined, “Unsa nila pagkahibalo nga balik ra ang panulti ni GMA kung dili sila maminaw? Ah, bisan unsaon, one track mind na sila. Malipay ra na sila sige’g protesta bisan kinsa ang presidente.”