Drive-by killer identified, so what’s the police waiting for?

GET HIM NOW. News reports have it that the police have already identified one of the drive-by killers who killed three and injured four in their shooting spree last Thursday. “So what are the police waiting for, get him now!” one city resident said in a phone call to The Ear. “Notoryus ra ba kuno ning tawhana, daghan nang gipamusil. Ay kog ingna hadlok niya ang polis?”

LIKE MA, LIKE SON. A taxi driver said he was amused when Manny Pacquiao and his mother talked on tv. “They both talked in Tagalog, bisan nagkalisud-lisud si mother,” the driver said. “Silang duha mga Cebuano-speaking man unta nganong wa man nila binisay-a ang ilang mubong konbersasyon? Dobleng kalipay ta to sa mga Bisaya.”