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December 8, 2012 | 12:00am

LORNA: (nasuko) Teban, ikiha nako ang doktor nga nag opera sa imong mata, sa imong cataract?

TEBAN: O, nganong ikiha man nimo Lor?

LORNA: Tungod kay wala ka na ganahi nako?

TEBAN: Natural klaro na man ang akong panan-aw.

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Hari

TEBAN: Karon pa diay ko Goliat, kadtong tulo ka hari Insik diay tong usa ka Hari.

GOLIAT: Kinsa may ngalan Noy Teban?

TEBAN: Chowking.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeek.

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