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November 19, 2008 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Sultihan ta lang ka Rosemarie ... nga kun mosugot ka lang nako mangasawa gyud ko nimo .... pangasaw-on tika.

WOMAN: (sadly) Mangasawa ka ba gihapon nako Teban ... bisag masayod kang dili na ko birhen?

TEBAN: (react) Unsa ... dili ka na birhen ... unsa ka na man diay ... demonya ka na.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

Yungit

TEBAN: Goliat kanang mga Tagalog layo ra gyud na natong mga Bisaya bisag sa sinultihan.

GOLIAT: Mao ba Noy ngano man diay ang Tagalog Noy.

TEBAN: Kanang mga Tagalog yungit kaayo og dila ... samtang kitang mga Bisaya ... lumoy kaayo ta og dila.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeeeek.

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BISAYA

GOLIAT

KANANG

MANGASAWA

NGEEEEEEEEK

NGEEEEEEEK

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TAGALOG NOY

TEBAN

UNSA

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