Kris is 'not guilty'

MANILA, Philippines - Funfare wants to ‘absolve’ First Sister Kris Aquino (in file photo, holding a copy of Newsweek with her dad, Sen. Ninoy Aquino, on the cover) in The STAR scoop about her Kuya P-Noy and Liz Uy that came out last Friday.

The STAR’s VDPA (Very Deep Penetration Agent) was somebody else very close to the Aquino family and not Kris who was quoted in the story from previous interviews.

Funfare learned that Kris was ‘scolded’ by her sisters and by P-Noy for ‘meddling’ in his love life, so Kris has again decided to keep mum from hereon (although she might still be active in her Twitter account, the same one P-Noy advised her to remove just several days after he took his oath of office last June 30).

Also, the front-page STAR story (preceded by a ‘blind item’ in this corner) was clear in saying that “if and when P-Noy and Liz do end up as sweethearts,” those close to P-Noy would love to see them wed on Oct. 11, 2011, the wedding anniversary of former Pres. Cory Aquino and former Sen. Ninoy Aquino. The words “will marry” were not used; rather, they “might”…if and when.

P-Noy and Liz share the same birthday, Feb. 8, not 18 as mentioned in the two stories.