Youre a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile
I suppose its very nice
With a stealthy left and a quick to the right
You catch a mirror way out West
You know youre something special
And you look like youre the best
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twistin through a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh, Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande
Pardon me for bursting into a song but I cant help it. This song, popularized by the 80s hit boy band Duran Duran, kept playing in my head as I drove the new Kia Rio Hatchback. To make sure I get it right, I dug up my old Duran Duran CD set and played it repeatedly in the car while driving around the Metro. And personally, I think the song really compliments the driving experience with the new Rio Hatchback.
Parked in a sea of econoboxes, our white Kia Rio Hatchback test car stands out like "an Englishman in New York" pardon the continuing reference to the 80s. It has a very distinguished European uprightness that separates it from the flashy and swanky designs adapted by most Japanese economy cars. The rear, especially, evokes a Teutonic feel that you wouldnt be discriminated at your favorite local nightspot if you parked alongside a fleet of German sport hatchbacks.
Inside, the Rio continues to evoke a European feel with its airy greenhouse, tan interior, black dash top and accent pieces. The black 4-spoke steering wheel has a European tactile feel about it and the driver seat ergonomics have an almost Teutonic layout. The shifter, with its conventional shift lock and straight gate, is the only reminder of the Rios Asian origin, but even that connotes a Japanese quality to it. Had Kia installed a shift gate like that of a Mercedes-Benz or an Opel, the Rios Euro car illusion would have been complete.
The engines power delivery, for example, is designed for fuel economy at low traffic speeds and the Kia Rio Hatchback delivers better-than-average fuel economy surpassed only by its smaller stable mate, the 1.0-liter Kia Picanto. However, once your left foot feels the urge to mash the throttle, the Rio will accelerate smartly to extra-legal speeds faster than those twin-carbd twin-cam gas-guzzling modified econoboxes from the 80s. Trust me; I diced with a boy racer who looked perplexed that his old-school econo flyer had to muster everything it had to keep up with my Korean hatchback.
When the boy racer was finally gaining on me, we came to some twisty portions on the road. This is another part where the Rio excels because when the Kia engineers tuned the suspension to be compliant yet firm for the added weight of the hatchback and its projected load, they inadvertently made the car into a corner carving machine. While it doesnt exactly corner like a Bavarian driving machine, its handling characteristics feel closer to a sports sedan than an econobox. Its agility simply inspires confidence with excellent feedback and minimal body roll. The poor boy racer couldnt catch up through the twisties even though his heavily-modified 80s icon was scraping the road because of its lowered stance. Bye-bye, boy racer!
Thus, if youre a young family with a flair for European things but with a budget burdened by the spiraling fuel cost, kids education and increasing household expenses, look into the Kia Rio Hatchback. Your neighbors wont know that you got a bargain unless you tell them. And if they ask you why you bought a new Kia instead of a hatchback made by a more popular car brand, you can just drive them around and play Duran Durans "Rio" on the CD player. Just dont forget to make them to listen to the last stanza.
Her name is Rio, she dont need to understand
And I might find her if Im lookin back I can
Oh Rio, Rio hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the North and to the Rio Grande
The Good
Looks like a European hatchback
Accelerates like a Japanese rice rocket
Handles like a German sports sedan
Has room fit even for Americans
Priced for Filipinos
The Bad
Invites you to mash it
Drinks fuel when you do
Suspension may need some TLC
The Verdict
If youre into Euro stuff but cant afford Euro prices, the Kia Rio Hatchback may just be the hot ticket.