Hard-headed mama’s boy

Lying is his game, blackmail is his business. Literally, a parasite. According to our spy records, this gossip-columnist squeezed former Bangko Sentral Governor Gabby Singson and forced the BSP to take him as the "Special Ass of the BSP Governor." He was able to force the BSP to give him a personal service car and P60,000 salary for doing nothing. The BSP staff reported him to the Civil Service Commission but nothing happened. Until he "got caught with his pants down." He was allegedly sexually harassing a young male BSP employee. He was then forced to resign. In his resignation letter, dated Aug. 6, 1997, he told the Governor he was leaving to pursue another career in cable TV and that he was going home to Mama since he was such a "hard-headed" boy. Using women as fronts, like a parasite, he lived off a well-known PR practitioner until she caught him wearing her Victoria’s Secret’s lingerie. Today, he continues to be a parasite, living off Honey Pie’s "ill-gotten wealth" at her 2nd floor apartment of the BSA Tower, Legaspi Street, Legaspi Village, Makati. Who is this guy, or gay? Clue: he’s always wearing a crumpled polo barong (one of two), writes by day, and rides by night.

Tan Air Base

FedEx and Clark Development Corp. (CDC) are reportedly having on-going negotiations on 50 hectares of the Clark Special Economic Zone (CSEZ) space that the United States courier is interested in relocating to. Having heard this, Lucio Tan allegedly indicated his intention to shift his sights from Clark to CIAC’s Bert Yap. That is understandable considering the problems he has been facing at the NAIA. He is allegedly offering to buy leases, real estate, hangars, businesses – you name it. He was last heard making an offer to Omni, a firm that has focused on aviation training and hangar leasing. Insiders from Kapitan’s camp have also disclosed that he is considering the transfer of his aviation repair firm – Lufthansa Technik – from Villamor Air Base to Clark. If Kapitan gets his way, don’t get surprised if Clark will be renamed Tan Air Base.

Big Biz One-On-One Pow-Wow

Philippines, Inc. announced today that they are planning to hold roundtable discussions with presidential candidates. Chairman Jesus Pineda and president Mike Varela said FPJ and Sen. Ping Lacson have already confirmed their attendance. Raul Roco and GMA are expected to respond shortly. Board member Sergio Luis-Ortis said Philippines, Inc. is ready to extend a helping hand to all the candidates in the event they become president.

Die-Hard Us Statehood

Diehards of the US Statehood movement said FPJ should get elected as President first. Then, the Supreme Court can declare him a US citizen. After that, according to the diehards, they plan to ask George Bush and make the Philippines the 51st state of the US. FPJ can then be the Governor. Hasta la vista, Ronnie!

From Jukebox Queen To Joke-Box Queen

Friends of Ambassador Philippe Lhuillier say they don’t want the Jukebox Queen to be invited to Lhuillier’s parties because "Ate Vi" is the life of the party when he’s not around. The odd couple, Ate Vi and Honey Pie, is the butt of after-dinner jokes at the Lhuillier parties. Many stories have been told and are still being told by the very same people whom the odd couple thinks are their friends. Spybiz hopes to share them with you soon.

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