Fighting stress with jokes

"Visayas Lawmakers Hopeful on the Release of the Remaining PDAF" -- Headline. Are there still some crumbs left?

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Let's play a bit of punning today. The DOJ wants the DFA to cancel the passports of JPE, Bong and Jinggoy. But the DFA says D'FA puwede. Insists the DOJ: OK lang just DOJ it.

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Sometimes jokes, no matter how corny, are needed to save us from stress, like the stress that the pork barrel talks are subjecting us.

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San Mig Coffee beat Petron to become 2013 PBA Governor's Cup champion. A PUJ driver said: "They should thank you the Petron team for being there...Kun wa pa diha ang Petron wa sila matsampyon." A fellow PUJ driver was heard commenting: "Tala-tala."

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I received this text message from an unidentified texter: "Natagaan ba og relief goods ang mga biktima sa linog sa CEBU? Murag pulos man tua sa Bohol." (To clarify: It was a texter who asked this, not me. - JVJ)

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Yes, we're getting relief goods in Cebu. Of course, more relief goods are going to Bohol because our brother Boholanos suffered --and continue to suffer-- more. This is one instance when receiving less is no reason to be grudge those receiving more.

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Former TF newsboy Norbing Sanchez who now runs a buy-and-sell store in Manila called up to ask about the old TF building and how it fared with the earthquake.

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Norbing also took the occasion to commend whoever thought of the "piso-piso fund drive" for the construction of a new CCMC building. "Maayong ideya kay kadtong nakaamot bisan piso lang makaingon nakatabang siya pagpabarug pag-usab sa city hospital," he said. (Note: The CCMC was known before as "The City Hospital".)

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Norbing's buy-and-sell store (branches in Caloocan and Parañaque) is patterned after the one-cent discount stores in the US. He plans to open a branch in Cebu.

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OVERHEARD. The piso-piso fund drive for the construction of a new CCMC has won the support even of the streetkids. One of them was heard saying: "Ibaligya ko ni ron dayon ang mga puthaw natigum ko aron duna koy ikahug sa galonan diha sa may Fuente." Said his companion: "Human na ko hug sa halin sa mga plastik natigum ko."

 

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