SHADES OF DANGER. When a customer tried to enter a bank, security guards asked him to remove his sunglasses. The man was suffering from a condition called acute photophobia, a sensitivity to light that often caused discomfort. However, he had to remove his sunglasses in order to be let in.
USELESS POLICY. He would later tell the Ear the futility of the policy. "Kanang shades magamit diay na nako'g hold-up sa bangko? Kaklaro ana akong nawong bisan unsa pa na kadako nga shades akong sul-obon ma-ilhan ra man gihapon 'tawn ko oi," he said.