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The Vampire's assistant flexes newfound powers

February 8, 2010 - 12:00am

Newly undead, Darren Shan (Chris Massoglia) joins the Cirque Du Freak, a touring sideshow filled with monstrous creatures which include bearded woman Madame Truska (Salma Hayek) and vampire Larsten Crepsley (John...

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